Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to our main event.
We are here to decide once and for all: Who is the best- glass or stainless steel straw?
Both straws have been working hard training for this match. At this point, it’s too close to call.
Let’s get started!
In the pink corner, weighing in at just a few ounces is Stainlessss Steeeeel Strawwww!
In the blue corner, clear as day is Glaasss Strawwwww!
Our judges today will be assigning points based on the following categories:
- Performance- 3 points
- Maintenance- 1 point
- Durability- 1 point
This battle royale will have five rounds.
Each round is worth one point.
A total of five points are up for grabs today.
What are we waiting for?
Performance
There are three points available in the performance category.
One point assigned for hot drink functionality, another for cold drinkability, the last point is for smoothie drinking capability.
Round ONe:
Hot Drink
Glass straw comes out of the corner strong. It does NOT burn your lips. It’s so wide there is no way stainless steel straw can keep up, the drink is gone in no time!
Oh, but here comes stainless steel straw, it will not give up! This round is really heating up. Oh wait, that is just stainless steel straw drinking the hot liquid. OUCH! That’s gotta hurt the lips!
DING DING!
Round 1 goes to glass straw for not scalding any lips.
Reusable Straw Showdown – Clarify Green
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to our main event.
We are here to decide once and for all: Who is the best- glass or stainless steel straw?
Both straws have been working hard training for this match. At this point, it’s too close to call.
Let’s get started!
In the pink corner, weighing in at just a few ounces is Stainlessss Steeeeel Strawwww!
In the blue corner, clear as day is Glaasss Strawwwww!
Our judges today will be assigning points based on the following categories:
This battle royale will have five rounds.
Each round is worth one point.
A total of five points are up for grabs today.
What are we waiting for?
Performance
There are three points available in the performance category.
One point assigned for hot drink functionality, another for cold drinkability, the last point is for smoothie drinking capability.
Round ONe:
Hot Drink
Glass straw comes out of the corner strong. It does NOT burn your lips. It’s so wide there is no way stainless steel straw can keep up, the drink is gone in no time!
Oh, but here comes stainless steel straw, it will not give up! This round is really heating up. Oh wait, that is just stainless steel straw drinking the hot liquid. OUCH! That’s gotta hurt the lips!
DING DING!
Round 1 goes to glass straw for not scalding any lips.